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Operation Dinner Out!

How well can a birthday party be planned? I guess this is the commando version of birthday planning. I am posting all the emails that went back forth the group about this birthday party.

Email#1
Hello all!

Kelly has been kind enough to help us by assisting us with our transportation issues and also grace the occasion. I on behalf of every one thank her for this. Here is the brief timeline of things.

Mission: Have a good dinner at Puran – Indian restaurant.
Mission code name: Operation Dinner out.

8:00 pm – A bright silver Saturn Ion pulls in to the parking lot between Alamo and Stevenson. The hazard lights of the car are switched on!

8:05 pm – Anuradha thanks her professor Abulyelam for his wonderful session and then walks out of class and head towards the parking lot.

8:10 pm – Anuradha starts locating the bright silver Saturn Ion car which parked in the parking lot. Anuradha – The hint in locating the car is to look out for a car which has two bright orange lights blinking at the same time. Approach this car discreetly. Make sure nobody is watching you or following you. Incase you are confused in locating the car, I am available on standby on my cell phone. My call code is 123-123-1234. It is important to our mission that you do not panic or get confused. You are advised to remember to breathe at all times.

8:15 pm – The bright silver Saturn Ion whisks out of the parking lot with 3-4 agents as passengers and heads to an previously undisclosed destinations (Anuradha – the undisclosed location is Puran Restaurant)

8:30 pm – The agents in the car is joined with 2-3 more agents and they all move into the restaurant. All this done discreetly and avoid surveillance of any kind.

8:32 pm – The agents have now acquired their positions and ready for action.

8:50 pm – Hell breaks loose. The elite agents are seen mercilessly gulping down mango lassi, stabbing the bread and having generous portions of sumptuous delicacies.

Another fine day for the elite agents of the 5th platoon of the 1245th expeditionary delta force.

The following agents will take part in today’s mission.
Agent Anuradha – Code name: Whois Ram!
Agent Kelly – Code name: Saint
Agent Sulsa – Code name: Mumbai
Agent Reshma – Code name: Power GA
Agent Pooname – Code name: 4th Reich
Agent Satadru – Code name: Probability
Agent Binoy – Code name: Aquarius

Incase of questions please ask. If you replying to this email use the reply all option. Apart from agent whois ram and agent Aquarius who else is volunteering to come in the transport car? Who is the contact person for the second group taking the bus to reach the destination?

Waiting for your replies.

Have a wonderful day agents.

Over and out.

Email #2
incredible aquarius…………..a good plan.
i will be on the public service vehicle ………….code orange H..heading to eastland mall.
will be probably ACCOMPANIED by another agent.
see u all at 20;30hrs…sharp.
over and out
4th Reich

Email #3
Fellow agents.

Yesterday’s operation Dinner out was executed with text book precision. The success of our yesterday’s operations is a testimonial of our training, loyalty, dedication and above all the code we all believe in – Strength and Honor.

Special thanks are due to Agent Whois Ram! Who is responsible for securing the funds and sponsors for the mission. Agent Saint who is an agent-on-deputation with our 5th platoon of the 1245th expeditionary delta force for arranging for the transportation.

It has been my pleasure to work with such an exceptional team. I hope we get to see more action and missions.

There are some technical difficulties in getting the images of our operation. Will post them as soon as they are released.

This is agent Aquarius. Over and out.

Email #4
Hi agents,

Thanks for making the Mission ‘dinner out’ a success. Special thanks to Agent Aquarius for keeping the operation as discreet as possible.
We must thank agent ‘Saint’ for whisking us out from the parking lot to destination ‘PURAN’ with such precision.
Agent Aquarius’ can you send us the images of our operation.
hope everyone is hale and hearty (no stomach upsets) or mission blues.

This is agent ‘who is ram?’ .Over and out.

Discussion

6 Responses to “Operation Dinner Out!”

  1. heh.

    Posted by _samurai_jack | February 15, 2005, 9:27 pm
  2. I am at a loss of words for your precision planning. By the way? Were you in the army or something? Or does the matrix really exist ?? :D

    Posted by weltanschauungs | February 15, 2005, 10:05 pm
  3. Njoy !

    Posted by aneeta_04 | February 15, 2005, 10:09 pm
  4. A zalim insaan, kyon humein itna jalata hai!!

    Posted by vivekm | February 15, 2005, 11:05 pm
  5. Hear, hear.

    Posted by nvivek | February 15, 2005, 11:20 pm
  6. All it takes is to give a look around. We are trapped in this dream world.

    Posted by iamneo | February 16, 2005, 9:06 am

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